It is being reported that former Dark Emperor Vice-President Dick Cheney has had a heart transplant. Now, my understanding of a heart transplant is that they remove your heart and replace it with a new one. This, of course, leads to the obvious question.

Since this is Dick Cheney we are talking about here, what exactly did they remove during the ( Read more... )

I've been semi-AWOL from Livejournal since the start of the year--reading, but not writing and not commenting much. There's been a lot on my mind, but I haven't felt like I've had a lot to say. I've also been getting settled in to a new apartment (still in Portland, just a different area) and adjusting to a new job. As far as the job goes, I ( Read more... )

Is this thing on? It appears to be, but I'm still running into disappearing pages and other problems. Gotta love DDoS attacks. I was trying to post after President Obama's speech last Monday and found the site down. I wasn't able to post a few other times last week, either, due to various technical glitches. I suppose it's just my luck that the ( Read more... )

I hadn't realized that the right-wing sense of entitlement had gotten to the point where they feel like having to pay taxes is equivalent to the Holocaust.

The President released his long-form birth certificate, but somehow I have a feeling it won't put the idiotic questions about his citizenship to rest. My guess is that it will only be a matter of time before some other right-wing conspiracy theory nonsense rises up to explain away this latest piece of evidence ( Read more... )

...Or at least so says Tea Party darling Christine O'Donnell, candidate for the U.S. Senate from Delaware. I admit, witch probably wasn't the word I had in mind...

All kidding aside, though, she also apparently thinks that China is plotting to take over the country. She claims that this assertion is based on classified information that she was ( Read more... )

Ann Coulter: The gift that keeps on giving.

Well obviously since these are all people Ann Coulter happens not to like, then obviously they must all be the same. The only reason my readers don't grasp this is because they're a bunch of hippy liberal traitor girly-men who've been brainwashed by the liberal media. Or something.

I can haz logic